Windows '98 Source Code

[Joey_Batch_File]

Windows '98 Source Code
Author Unknown, Code reformatted by Alan Kemmer)
http://www.bastichlabz.org/~tigger/T...dows98code.txt

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)
Code Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create_general_protection_fault();
}

[prodikal]

it`s funy because i use win 98 im only reebooting every three hours now because of a reeformat

[ArmyOfOne]

hahhaha that's great.

[Fakeboy]

I like that.... alot

[toxic-ram]

Lol! That's a good one. But the sad thing is that it's almost all true.

[Fakeboy]

I was looking over the threads and noticed this post is Negative, and this thread is even http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=232560 . This joke is alot better than the ones located on the link. I am assuming this is a revenge Negative, rather than a legit negative. Oh, well.

[alittlebitnumb]

I have no idea why this post is negative. The only thing I can think of it *could* be viewed as a "useless," "stupid," or "unessesary" post. I liked the humor, though, it could make a good screensaver. What kind of feedback are you getting Joey? I am kinda wondering myself man.

[Joey_Batch_File]

Originally posted here by alittlebitnumb
What kind of feedback are you getting Joey? I am kinda wondering myself man.

I just got -30 points for posting the oldest joke in the book. The only reason I posted it, was because there was an awful lot of Win98 chit chat going on, and now that 98 support has been discontinued. I would post one last Win98 joke. I could see if I posted a Win 3.11, but I won't even attempt that. Hey thanx for the support guys. I guess some people have to even out their points, and others only think about theirself when they assign points. I can't read minds, and people are not specific with feedback....

[nobix]

Too bad we can't compare it to the really win 98 source code. = )

[B4D_S3CT0R]

Joey talk about the fart story from the other thread it was funnier than this cuz this is stupid you know that?

farting in elevators is funier than this stupid stuff hahahahaha http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=232511