Hell, it took me 2 years to work all of the conflicts and bugs out of W98 (which is what I use, along with RH7.3), not to mention adjusting caches and VM and etc., and have had absolutely no problems as of late. I can even use it as a server with no hangs or BS'sOD). Yet I long for W3.11...aaahhh...fully functional, natural DOS....
Anyways...good joke, no matter how many times I see it, and completely true.

Ouroboros