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  1. August 7th, 2002, 11:10 AM #1
    crimson_fate
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    A Typical IT Husband!

    IT Husband
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    Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear . . . . ., I'm now logged in."

    Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

    Husband : Bad command or filename.

    Wife: But I told you in the morning

    Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

    Wife: What about my new TV?

    Husband : Variable not found . . .

    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied

    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

    Husband : Too many parameters . . .

    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

    Husband : Data type mismatch.

    Wife: You are useless.

    Husband : It's by Default.

    Wife: What about your Salary?

    Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
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  2. August 7th, 2002, 11:23 AM #2
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    Very funny, my wife loved it so much she has me printing it out.

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  3. August 7th, 2002, 11:33 AM #3
    crimson_fate
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    I'm so glad you and your wife liked it
    Confusion, will be my epitaph...
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  4. August 7th, 2002, 04:16 PM #4
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    Very Nice Crimson.
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  6. August 7th, 2002, 04:21 PM #5
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    That joke was awful....
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  7. August 7th, 2002, 08:52 PM #6
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    good joke *lol*
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