Wise old sayings and quotes.

[hollow_man]

Some of the wise sayings that changed the way I think, when I found them in my Inbox.

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
.......................................................................Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
.......................................................................If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
.......................................................................Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
.......................................................................The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
......................................................................."Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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[bludgeon]

I've liked the one about the train, bus work station for a while now.

[var_x]

Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

hahaha i love it..

[neel]

Thanks hollow_man !!! Those things are really usefull when I didn't do my homework again or when I forgot something or just to piss some people off.
Thanks for the laugh to .

[Gurl]

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

That's funny, yet true! lol

[Prankster]

hehe, damn good thing I searched the site before posting these, (I was just about to post them aswell).

they're good.

[El Diablo]

Originally posted here by hollow_man
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.

In the spirit of that one:


It's ok to love your pet,
but don't LOVE your pet.


and

don't sweat the petty stuff,
and don't pet the sweaty stuff.




El Diablo