If AOL was a city you would have to enter a password to get into your house just to find out that someone else is already in it reading your mail....

If AOL was a city you would get advertisements for tons of features, but youd have to live in a mansion to use them....

If AOL was a city your local library would have old doom 2 patches, some porn, and a viral copy of PkZip 2.04g...

If AOL was a city the playground would be locked so that the kiddies can not get out "for safety reasons," and then hordes of perverts & pedophiles are allowed in...

If AOL was a city community events would be periodically interrupted because of the speaker randomly flying out of the meeting hall and appearing several minutes later with some stupid comment about a Punt Monster...

If AOL was a city you'd send your kids to school for history, math, and science, but they'd wind up studying ph1shing, one-handed typing, and annoying acronyms...

If AOL was a city putting up controversial art in your home would result in the police bashing in your door, throwing your ass on the floor, and kicking the crap out of you while saying "Ya got two chances left, dickface. ROFLMAO LOL!!"