I can assure you that BillGates is not Satan... I was married to her for five years and a couple of months and I can promise you that JP looked NOTHING like Bill Gates...

Seriously though... The thought of Bill Gates being Satan would explain a lot about M$ and how BG is able to defect so much BS from himself... Not to mention M$ is into dadgum near everything at DOD, FBI, CIA, NSA, and all the other alphabet soup agencies that use his stuff....