It is an Australian custom to eat the oldest member of the family when one reaches 41. We usually do this by BBQing the relative on a spit in the backyard...


Firstly, the oldest member of the family is humanley killed by being bored to death with some of the more useless threads at AO..Once dead, the relative is then pierced with a sharp stick and hung over the fire to cook, spit style...We do this whilst riding kangaroos and wrestling crocodiles...


Broaden your horizons, vanman. Sample some Aussie culture. What have ya got to loose? (Except some boring, old relative)..


On a side note, the old women taste better than the men