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    God created the earth. Then he rested. God created man. Then he rested. Then god created woman, and neither man or god has rested since. (*snicker* an' i'm atheist/agnostic :P) but really man, guys do alot of things 4 females ALOT that they don't realize how much we really dislike doing it, and the same applies for the females of course, however i've been in a six year relationship, interracial (i'm white she's blk) and for a solid six years, we've had maybe a total of...two arguments all together, and my only advice i can give to you (at the o so tender age of 17) is to just pay attention, observe, be sensetive and always....ALWAYS, keep a bottle of aspirin nearby

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    Originally posted here by aut0psy
    God created the earth. Then he rested. God created man. Then he rested. Then god created woman, and neither man or god has rested since.


    I got the point
    Hi! I am new to these forums.......

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    here's one... god appears before a man one day and says "to reward you for your undieing devotion to me, I will grant you a wish, anything, big or small"... the man says "I want a bridge, a huge one, from here to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want." And God says "that's a little unrealistic, I mean, the amount of cement, the dimensions, it would need constant maintainance, why not just get a plane so you can fly there anytime, or something" and the man says, "OK, I got a better one, I wish I understood women" and God says "Do you want two lanes or four?"
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    To ask any one if they understand GIRLS is like asking them
    if they know The Meaning of LIFE.

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    I have in stock a little text analysing women as computer systems, really laughing. It was originally published on NewOrder and, if it don't help you to understand women, it will perhaps help you to understand how become guys who want to understand them.

    I will add a little quote:

    " After 30 years studying women, I have never found the answer to the great question: What they want?"
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    Originally posted here by System_Sniper
    To ask any one if they understand GIRLS is like asking them
    if they know The Meaning of LIFE.
    if you ask me, that statement is redundant (i.e. girls are the meaning of life.) I love girls... love everything about them.
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    Women are no more complex than males, but if you obsess over trying to solve the mystery of their sex, you're going to miss out on getting to know the person. I think the mystery of a person unravels with time, consistencies in things they do, things they say, the quirks of the person that you grow to love and cherish.

    And as has been said, women are very similar to men, we do many of the things that men do, except we keep it more within our female cliques. A woman who sleeps around and makes 'booty calls' and shares it publicly isn't as respected as a man would be for doing the same thing. Women keep their belt notches to themselves and amongst close friends. I think we are more secretive than males are, but I also think that's one of those things that allures males to us.

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    I knew a man who said he understood women. He also talks to aliens, rides in UFO's, and still uses anti-gravity boots to hang upside down like a bat while he meditates. I wonder if he DOES understand them......AND THEY DROVE HIM NUTS!

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    I have to support deb on this because thst is the majority feeling amongst men.They do not spend enough time to even get to know women a little better.Appreciate one another and respect each other .Don't let the situation get to "it is my way or nothing at all".

    After 20 years of married life I still love my wife as if it was the first day.Believe me the roughest part is during your first few years and the real test will come when your kids start to arrive.

    I am going on 21 one years on the 5/11/2002.
    Appreciation and respect goes a long long way.

    Their is nothing wrong with the way a womens mind works.Just take some time to understand them.

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    Practise what you preach.

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    I find this discussion very interesting. Over the last 26 years I have had many friends that were female and I would have to say that I am no closer to understanding them than I am to solving the mystery of time travel. Hell, I'm 26 years old and have more female friends than I do guys and still have yet to go out on a date! I've even thought about calling Guiness and seeing if I qualify for the worlds oldest virgin! HA I was raised to be honest and caring to all and to always be myself and if you ask me it makes it no easier to understand females. Maybe its a curse of being raised in a single parent family by my mother and sisters. Maybe it's the fact that I had to be brought back to life when I was born because I drowned when my mothers water broke and I have Dain Brammage or something. Then again, maybe I am no different than any other person. I personally prefer to get to know someone before I "make my move" and this has hindered me alot compared to those that try to see how fast they can get someone in to bed! The real funny part is if I had a chance to go back and correct one mistake I made in my life up to this point I would not change anything. My life has made me who I am and I am better off for it. I know this is all a little off subject but I tend to speak what is on my mind and this post and the replies got me thinking. Well, off to work.
    May Everyone Find the Happiness That They Deserve,
    Raisor

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