Addendum to 7 This includes alien computers too

31 All true hackers use Apple Laptops
32 Secret information is never stored on normal media but on small cd's or special crystals
33 It is easy to make detailed 3-D graphics with just a couple of keystrokes
34 Programmers do not make typo's even when they are typing very fast
35 (I read this somewhere) All monitors are so powerful that their content is reflected off the face of the user
36 Computer AI is able to control vast conspiracies but cannot outwit children under 15.
37 Any liquid spilled on a computer, even the keyboard, is certain to set up a tremendous electrical explosion as 3.3v boards are overloaded into nuclear sized explosions
38 All biometric security systems can be easily duped with thin rubber fake fingerprints
39 Computer Security X-ray systems see bones and guns but not belt buckles, change, rings, or other metal apparel.
40 DoD computers are never secure against script kiddies who are sure to stumble onto the most sensitive data available at the time.