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  1. November 5th, 2002, 10:21 PM #1
    nebulus200
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    Smile If Microsoft Wrote Nmap

    Someone probably has posted this before, but I didn't see it and I thought it was funny so here goes:

    http://www.counterhack.net/base_clippy_image.html

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  2. November 5th, 2002, 10:33 PM #2
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    Not too funny? I do like nmap :-)
    yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...
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  3. November 5th, 2002, 11:49 PM #3
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    never heard of Nmap before, but even that gives me an idea of what it's about, the fact that it bags that damn paper clip is a very good point too

    i think that clip has to be the most irritating thing that m/s have come up with, apart from blue screens and such... and yes i know you can turn it off, but what about shared computers where they disable that sort of thing? its just plain annoying, i prefer the cat
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  4. November 6th, 2002, 12:53 AM #4
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    Yes very amusing,

    unfortunately some of these options should be pointed out to kiddies before they start using (the real) nmap... oh well
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  6. November 12th, 2002, 09:12 PM #5
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    Oh poo... I just posted on this topic and noticed this post already here. -2 Karma for me
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