Greetings people,
I got this in my e-mail this morning and thought I would like to share it with you. Enjoy!!
So which is your favorite?

1.You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
2.Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
3.At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger, “Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.”
4.Ater a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, you know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
5.A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds “Husband wanted.” Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:” You can have mine.”
6.When a woman steels your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
7.Man is uncomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
8.Alittle boy asked his father how much it costs to get married?” And the father replied,” I don’t know son I am still paying.”
9.Young son: Is it true dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
10.A woman was telling her friend “It is me who made my husband a millionare.””And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied “A billionaire.”
11.Just think if it were not for marriage, men would go trough life thinking they had no faults at all.
12.Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
13.The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
14.First guy (proudly):”My wife’s an angel!” Second guy:” You are lucky, mine’s still alive.”

Some good one’s I think.
What would life be if we couldn’t laugh once a while? I have decided to make it my daily good deed.

Regards
V/man