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  1. December 13th, 2002, 09:44 PM #1
    (V)/\><
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    girls are evil

    ok, as we all know, time is money:
    time == money
    and money is the root of all evil:
    money == sqrt(evil) ==> money^2 == evil
    of course, girls require both time and money:
    girls == time x money
    so by substitution:
    girls == money x money == money^2
    hence,
    girls == evil

    ok, this might have been posted before, but the search crapped itself on me
    Hmm...theres something a little peculiar here. Oh i see what it is! the sentence is talking about itself! do you see that? what do you mean? sentences can\'t talk! No, but they REFER to things, and this one refers directly-unambigeously-unmistakably-to the very sentence which it is!
  2. December 13th, 2002, 10:12 PM #2
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    i think this is what you were looking for

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  3. December 13th, 2002, 10:48 PM #3
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    Oh, goody. How very original, another female joke. When will we ever reach the end of the cleverness of these stereotypical, bullshit jokes?
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  4. December 14th, 2002, 01:56 AM #4
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    These pasty nerdy boys don't get out much. They've obviously learned no social skills, and the last woman they've seen is on a random porn site they were visiting while beating off.

    Now that's TYPICAL of a nerd boy if you want to talk stereotypes.
  6. December 14th, 2002, 01:56 AM #5
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    Now listen up kiddo, just because you have to wait for momy to give your weekly allowance so you can buy the latest porn mag and beat the jack off, doesn't mean it's our fault you can't get any real pussy, you jackass! learn to respect!
  7. December 14th, 2002, 01:56 AM #6
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    Q: Whats the difference between a woman and a misquito? A: Oh wait...im supposed to be NOT making jokes. DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!1
  8. December 14th, 2002, 02:03 AM #7
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    Blah, I'm a male, but, I'm going to have to say (V)/\>< you are an idiot, Christ, I mean really, go get a real girl friend or something, and you'll see, girls kick ass. Unless your gay... then, erm... talk to Brad or JP. Anyways, stop with the ****ing lame jokes. As you can see, no one likes them, many people were offended. Delete the thread before you get the shits neged outta you.

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  9. December 14th, 2002, 02:03 AM #8
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    Bitches arent **** =P
  11. December 14th, 2002, 02:12 AM #9
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    ok..i do have a sense of humor

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