LOL I actually had a real life thing will have to find the log. First system ports were scanned, then an attempt to place a trojan, not one time but oh about 6 times. A quick Whois took me to info to the person. Not only did they have their address listed in Whois but telephone number as well all checked out. Oh his name [email protected]. Have to admitt he was helpfull in leaving such a good trail LOL on how to get caught