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January 16th, 2003, 06:15 PM
#1
Member
 Why men love unix
This is the reason why men love unix :
>===========================
>Touch;
>finger;
>unzip;
>strip;
>mount;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>core dump;
>unmount;
>sleep...
AND IMAGINE ALL THIS FOR FREE~!!
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January 16th, 2003, 09:01 PM
#2
Good one, got to remeber that one!!
Sounds sexy to me.
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January 16th, 2003, 09:48 PM
#3
Junior Member
 lol cute
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January 24th, 2003, 04:20 AM
#4
Junior Member
Oh geeze... Thanks for the laugh!
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January 24th, 2003, 04:57 AM
#5
I heard it another way:
who | grep -i blonde; cd ~; talk; touch; finger; unzip; strip; mount; uptime; gasp; yes; eject; unmount; sleep
/* You are not expected to understand this. */
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January 24th, 2003, 05:35 AM
#6
i believe a few mkdir's would be suitable, if you catch my drift
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January 24th, 2003, 06:48 AM
#7
nice one..he..he.he..how about this got nothing to do with man or woman (only jokes so..don't flame me  ) :
NOTE :
% => user must run C- Shell. ( tested on FreeBSD only..don't know about other *nix)
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
Cheerss
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January 24th, 2003, 01:47 PM
#8
I have heard it said that only a true twisted mind, a real linux loving geek could possably laugh at comments like these.. .. LOL LOL
loved them guys
cheers..
"Consumer technology now exceeds the average persons ability to comprehend how to use it..give up hope of them being able to understand how it works." - Me http://www.cybercrypt.co.nr
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January 24th, 2003, 10:06 PM
#9
Member
LOL! Ok - now I know I am twisted and need to get outside more!
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January 28th, 2003, 04:44 AM
#10
omg, my Linux experience will never be the same!  i'm starting to wonder if I should let my g/f look at these, lol. (with her knowing I'm a new and avid Linux user :P)
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
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