Bush's unknown fate (humor)

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Sorry if you've seen this or it was posted (i didnt see it anywhere), but it's funny!

Subject: FW: A Lessen in History


Look what happens when a President gets
elected in a year with a "0" at the end.

Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.

1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
2000: George W. Bush (?)

And to think that we had two guys fighting
it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.

You might also be interested in this. Have
a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker.......

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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The "Zero factor" as it's called comes in incriments of 20 years because of our election cycle. Presidential elections being once every four years, the elections this millenium will be 00 04 08 12 16 and 20. No way possible to have a zero factor year come in 10 or 30....

[instronics]

Creepy.....very very creepy. But i like it

[Dr_Evil]

Yes, Very Creepy,

even so

someone has spent all their time working this out!

Reminds me of something someone told me:- Life is a calculation.

Got to go and work it out!

Dr_Evil

[hatebreed2000]

thats pretty nutty, very cool though, ill have to email this to one of my buddies thats goin for a histroy major, see what he thinks of it.

[JenaLynn]

yikes.....that gave me goosebumps. wuts wrong with this country?

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hatebreed2000: Please let me know what you find out, I am very interested in the authentisity of this, although i'm not holding my breath. If nothing else, it's interesting that some one took the time to write it.

[Neo-Icarus]

Yeah very strange, times have changed people are safer but people like the president are a target for terrorists