Don't hate me - this is a terrible gag!

[englishgirl1]

LOL Tigershark's link is worth visiting folks....

A woman found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears, cleaned both
ears, and the dog could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its
ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says, "If you're using this on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my chow-chow."

The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

Oh no, I found another one in my email....


A news item this morning was about a local coal miner. It
seems that his favorite hobby was painting, but since he
couldn't afford to buy canvasses he simply painted on the
walls of his small cottage. Unfortunately, a gang of youths
broke into his cottage earlier this week and defaced his
paintings. Yesterday the young miscreants were charged in
court with................

"corrupting the murals of a miner."

[wulf13]

OH MY now that one about the miners was just aweful. eheheehehehe terribly baddddd eheheeh but still chuckleable... eheh

thats cool eheheh than we deffinately ahve soemthign in common eheheh the fact of the english takign over parts of our families mother lands... eheeh =)~ but still being able to love thier humor eheh =)~

[aeallison]

thats cool eheheh than we deffinately ahve soemthign in common eheheh the fact of the english takign over parts of our families mother lands... eheeh =)~ but still being able to love thier humor eheh =)~

Yeah, these Brits do come out with some funny stuff... Your mother was a hamster! and your father smells of elderberries...

/me looks for my blue face paint...

[englishgirl1]

How about some *culture*

South Sea Tale (anon)

There once was a dreamy young poet
Who sailed off to a south sea isle.
He met a girl named Laurie,
Who bewitched him with a smile.

She fed him and she loved him,
For he and she were pals.
But no one ever told him
That she was a cannibal gal.

One sunny day Laurie ate him,
'Tis sad to tell his fate.
He's now to be remembered
As the poet Laurie ate.

(sorry, I'll get my coat!)

R

[Tiger Shark]

Englishgirl: LOL..... You really have the most dismal sense of humor..... you couldn't be anything but a Brit.......