I hid this post due to the sheer stupidity of the situation... I would not recommend doing this... as a lot of trouble can be caused.
But hey... college kids are supposed to learn the hard way...

Well... my most recent birthdays I can't remember much of... and I TRY not to remember the next morning... that is the worst.

My buddies all seem to get me out and smashed... been that way since I was 15.

My favorite b-day party... last year. (22nd b-day)

My roomates decided that since it was my birthday... what a better way to celebrate but to hand out flyers and have a party. We got 3 kegs and a lot of grain. We made jungle juice and jello shots. We had 2 beer pong tables and we even had a couple of girls that were not all that shy. Thats all I'll say bout them... We live in a college town... so these types of parties are very common.

Well, we started the party during the day and it went till bout 3 in the morning.

My friends didn't want the left over grain to go to waste... and remembered that it is flamable...

The party was mostly outside and we had the "tiki torches" all around the pong tables.

They started seeing who could get the largest flame. My buddy spilled some on his shirt while loading up his mouth. To add to the effect... he was going to smash a bottle over his head while blowing the flame... Well... he cocked back the bottle and swung it forward when he was spitting out the grain. The fireball was huge. The glass was all over. His shirt caught fire and he had to run to the golf course behind my house and jump in the pond.

This caused quite an uproar and everyone went crazy.

The cops showed up bout 30min later and was clearing the yard and house.
They wanted the people who lived in the house out front and we all got a noise violation.
We tried to talk the cops out of it by offering them some beer and jello. They didn't want anything to do with it... even the "not so shy" girls couldn't convince them otherwise...

Well, thats bout all I remember... and that is even a blur.

We were just happy that nobody had to be taken out of there in an ambulance...
Most of the beer and alcohol was gone come morning... and there was a hell of a mess to clean up.
All worth it! Even the $250 noise violation... Afterall... you only have a b-day once a year!

We had decided to tone it down a bit with the rest of our parties... the landlord had threated to give us the boot if we get anymore complaints... ah well.

Oh... a quick disclaimer... don't try that at home. We were very stupid and not that it makes any difference... my buddies are crazy. If you play rugby... you have to be crazy... right?!