Actually, that citation from the site FAQ was from JP's time.

Somehow, I don't think the new owners/ops will change the name.

Also, changing aliases would become a problem here on the board due to the flamewars, spammers and whatnot trying to cover their tracks and start a new problem with a new name.

The only way you can change your name is by sacrificing your post count and greenies and create a new account.

Sorry TN123....