Lol, great post. One time a surveyor called me and wanted to take a poll for what music I listened to. I told her that I was deaf in one of my ears and didn't listen to music. I started accusing her of making fun of me and discriminating against me, then I asked to speak to the person that was in charge of what she was doing. She kept on insisting that she wasn't making fun of me and sounded like she was about to cry. She said that she was very sorry and would never call again. After that I laughed in her face, called her a stupid bitch, and hung up. (true story)