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  1. May 28th, 2003, 09:42 AM #1
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    Talking Potentiality & Reality

    Youngest Son: Daddy, what is the difference between
    "potentially" and " in reality"?
    Dad: "I will demonstrate"
    Dad turns to Wife and asks her: Would you sleep
    with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
    Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
    Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
    Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
    Dad next turns to his elder son and asks him: Would
    you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
    Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do
    with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
    So Dad then turns back to his younger son saying:
    You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3
    million dollars, but "in reality" we are living with 2 Bitches and a Gay!


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  2. May 29th, 2003, 12:54 AM #2
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    .......... That is very funny, You made me laugh. Great Joke.

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  3. May 29th, 2003, 08:55 PM #3
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    yes, very cute. . .
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  4. May 29th, 2003, 09:02 PM #4
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    I've heard it before.. it's definately a good joke.. However when I heard it. it was 2 sluts and a fag.
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