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August 11th, 2003, 04:37 PM
#1
Senior Member
 Interesting philosophies
Some scientific philosophies for ya... decide for yourself 
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is
dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose
to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning
inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed
monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure
skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the
body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously
fast.
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August 12th, 2003, 12:06 AM
#2
Junior Member
The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure
skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the
body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously
fast.
I heard that on the discovery channel, but there reason is that the moon is slowly moving away from the earth like a inch every couple years and over the next thousand years the moons gravity wont affect the earth's so it will start spinning real fast and the start flipping over and **** like that. Im glad i wont be around to see that happen.
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August 12th, 2003, 12:32 AM
#3
Senior Member
hahaha.... yea, sucks for the future generations.. and like billions of years from now the sun's gonna die, suckers 
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August 12th, 2003, 12:32 AM
#4
Re: Interesting philosophies
Originally posted here by Plastic
I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning
inches above the ground.
Why not just butter the cat?
Above ground, vertical, and exchanging gasses.
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August 12th, 2003, 04:49 AM
#5
Senior Member
 hrmmmmmmmmm, something to ponder indeed
why NOT just butter the cat?!?! 
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August 12th, 2003, 05:20 AM
#6
You guys have this gravity thing confused. There is no gravity, the earth sucks.
ddddc
"Somehow saying I told you so just doesn't cover it" Will Smith in I, Robot
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August 13th, 2003, 04:29 PM
#7
Senior Member
that'd be badass if there wasn't!
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August 14th, 2003, 04:22 PM
#8
Junior Member
If the earth start spinning faster, will the centrifugal force decrease earth's gravity?
that would have been a little nice.
At least in the beginning. 
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August 14th, 2003, 05:10 PM
#9
Re: Re: Interesting philosophies
Originally posted here by 11001001
Why not just butter the cat?
Why not.
The idea has been around for years
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=but...y.ac.uk&rnum=6
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