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  1. #21
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    here is another one...what do you call a smart blond?

    EDIT: lol this thread will last forever
    Support your right to arm bears.


    ^^This was the first video game which i played on an old win3.1 box

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    A golden retriever.
    \"it is better to stay silent and appear stupid then to speak and remove all doubt\"


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    nice...you got it
    Support your right to arm bears.


    ^^This was the first video game which i played on an old win3.1 box

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    lol thats a good one


    2 -Because it said concentrate. :P
    goozle you got it lol


    the anwser to number 1 is

    Last years hide and seek winner
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    1.What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

    Data transfer



    There once was this blonde, and she was sitting at the table
    with her husband eating breakfast before he went to work. Out
    of the blue the blonde says,"Honey today while your at work I
    am goning to paint the house." The husband says "No, no dear
    don't paint the house because then when I come home from work I
    will just have to clean everything up, just please don't do
    it." So the husband went to work and when he came home the
    house smelled like paint. Then he went up to their bedroom, and
    he saw his wife laying on the floor with 2 coats on and
    sweating to death. He ran over to her and said, "Honey, honey
    what's wrong why on earth are you sweating to death?" She got
    up and grabed the paint cane, went over to her husband and
    said, "Well look at the can dummy, it says for best results put
    on 2 coats!"
    \"it is better to stay silent and appear stupid then to speak and remove all doubt\"


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    1.What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
    You can use this one too as an anwser

    Refill

    Here's another one

    A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
    approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason
    that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh
    officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident!
    I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved
    to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved
    to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
    Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror,the
    officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    lol

    very good cdkj


    Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
    A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

    Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
    A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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