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  1. September 12th, 2003, 05:55 PM #1
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    Body Meeting

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    BODY MEETING
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    > >All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
    > >was the one in charge.
    > >
    > >
    > >"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
    > >systems, so without me nothing would happen".
    > >
    > >
    > >"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
    > >over so without me you'd all waste away."
    > >
    > >
    > >"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
    > >give all of you energy."
    > >
    > >
    > >"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
    > >wherever it needs to go."
    > >
    > >
    > >"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
    > >where it goes."
    > >
    > >
    > >"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
    > >waste removal."
    > >
    > >
    > >All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
    > >huff, he shut down tight.
    > >
    > >
    > >Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
    > >bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
    > >toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
    > >
    > >
    > >The Moral of the story?
    > >
    > >
    > >The ******* is usually in charge.
    > >
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    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
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  2. September 13th, 2003, 04:22 AM #2
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    Hahaha That is so true
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  3. September 14th, 2003, 11:28 PM #3
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    lol good one. and yess the morral is so try.

    crul isnt it...


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  4. September 19th, 2003, 12:51 PM #4
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    I Concur!! LOL good one!
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  6. September 19th, 2003, 01:27 PM #5
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    Brilliant!! Thanks.
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  7. September 21st, 2003, 10:04 AM #6
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    Yes very good,

    Enjoyed a good ol chuckle nearly made me spill my coffee

    Anyhow cheers
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  8. September 21st, 2003, 12:13 PM #7
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    excellent.

    bookmarked for bad days to come.
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  9. September 24th, 2003, 02:19 AM #8
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    no i should be in charge shouted the penis!!!!
    why replied the others? you can't handle the stress of it!! slightest bit of excitment and u throw up >_<

    ok its late cut me some slack :P

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