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May 22nd, 2003, 01:29 PM
#11
10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so
glad you asked because no one these days seems to care,
and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up,
my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."
Very Good Twisted that quote has to be one of the funniest things that i ve ever heard. Lmao too bad you got banned you had some of the funniest jokes that ive ever read.
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May 22nd, 2003, 02:21 PM
#12
"too bad you got banned "
your back anyway arent you?
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May 22nd, 2003, 02:29 PM
#13
Yea gore its twisedsnyper look at the profile. Well he'll get baned again if he keeps up the same stuff that got him baned before
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May 22nd, 2003, 02:49 PM
#14
i did look, i got suspicious when he replied to like every damn post with a one liner that didnt help the post at all if it was a question, and then the one liner **** in the humor board, and then when he replied to his own banned posts i was like yup, popped open the profile and saw it, i made a post about it on his other post but no responce....i wouldnt care but i hate it when people get like, for example, kicked from a chat room, and come back on another name pretending they arent who they are.
Then the post saying "its a shame you were banned your posts were the best" or somethin like that...i was like ****.
Soooooo, to snyper, QUIT MAKING ONE LINER POSTS, and dont post things that have already been posted which is hard because i OWN the tech humor board and iv posted a **** load. and also, dont reply to a thread like the one where you said basically "yea do what he said" thats pointless, follow that and you can stay longer maybe.
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September 23rd, 2003, 12:40 AM
#15
wow....so many great idea, im almost dissapointed that i signed up for the national do not call list...
\"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, \"I\'m a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.\" And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. \" -Roy Waller
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September 24th, 2003, 01:53 AM
#16
ummmmm well as someone who works as a telesales agent am glad aint called any of you lot - tho it does get frustrating as what i call about is a good product aimed to save customers of a shitty Telecommunications company *coughs*BT*coughs* alot of money - but some people aint willing to listen
but it can be fun and i aint pushy - tho i do get alot of sales
plus work place is class with awards of beer etc for sales (as well as wage and commison)
v_Ln
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September 25th, 2003, 03:14 PM
#17
Fruit, all these posts were funny.
I spewed out my mouthfull of coffee, i'm laughing so hard it's hurting
God i love this place.....
Anyhow cheers and i'm gonna search for the other ones or just sit here waiting for the next lot to appear
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September 25th, 2003, 03:56 PM
#18
I had a site for a guy that only terrorizes telemarketers. He was funny. One girl that called him he ended up calling back and firing her. haha. I will have to find it and post the site. Oh another one is http://www.touchtoneterrorists.com/ I will find that other site and post it later.
PeacE
-BoB
#!/usr/local/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-in-3-lines-PERL
($k,$n)=@ARGV;$m=unpack(H.$w,$m.\"\\0\"x$w),$_=`echo \"16do$w 2+4Oi0$d*-^1[d2%
Sa2/d0<X+d*La1=z\\U$n%0]SX$k\"[$m*]\\EszlXx++p|dc`,s/^.|\\W//g,print pack(\'H*\'
,$_)while read(STDIN,$m,($w=2*$d-1+length($n||die\"$0 [-d] k n\\n\")&~1)/2)
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September 26th, 2003, 01:31 PM
#19
Okay found the guy. His name is Tom Mabe you can check him out at http://ww.tommabe.com or download some of his songs on kazaa.
#!/usr/local/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-in-3-lines-PERL
($k,$n)=@ARGV;$m=unpack(H.$w,$m.\"\\0\"x$w),$_=`echo \"16do$w 2+4Oi0$d*-^1[d2%
Sa2/d0<X+d*La1=z\\U$n%0]SX$k\"[$m*]\\EszlXx++p|dc`,s/^.|\\W//g,print pack(\'H*\'
,$_)while read(STDIN,$m,($w=2*$d-1+length($n||die\"$0 [-d] k n\\n\")&~1)/2)
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September 27th, 2003, 09:51 AM
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