Just one more for the day enjoy!!!!!


Chinese proverbs?


Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bang-kok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Woman who wears G-string is high on crack.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.