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Thread: DON'T ask me to hack with you...

  1. #21
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    lol. damn i miss all the excitement. im lucky if i get a pm. Its pretty silent here haha

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  2. #22
    lol. damn i miss all the excitement. im lucky if i get a pm. Its pretty silent here haha
    Seriously. :-/

  3. #23
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    No but seriously you don't?

    Hmmmmm........opens up another real 3li73 h4x0r5 pr0gr4m...........Sets all the settings..........Presses the FIRE button.................Data streams down the screen towards the recycle bin..................Little box flashes onto the screen.................
    Well here's the problem in my attempt i have succesfully deleted my hard drive hacked into the white house, destroyed hotmails server, and defaced Every single web page there is...........
    I sit back knowing that i am now the 3li73 of the 3li73........

    Then i wake up and realise that it was all a dream...............

    Cheers.

    And i think that my Pm is broken i never recieve no PM's. I don't wanna be left out i want a special invitation......

    Can someone PLEASE send me a invitation.....

    I wanna be a hax0r in a 3li73 hax0ring kr3w...........?..........??>.........???

    LMFAO anyhow serious now please someone send me a PM dont care what it says or is i just want to recieve my 1st Pm please.............

    Cheers

  4. #24
    i got asked once. I ignored it and deleted the Pm

  5. #25
    No but seriously you don't?

    Hmmmmm........opens up another real 3li73 h4x0r5 pr0gr4m...........Sets all the settings..........Presses the FIRE button.................Data streams down the screen towards the recycle bin..................Little box flashes onto the screen.................
    Well here's the problem in my attempt i have succesfully deleted my hard drive hacked into the white house, destroyed hotmails server, and defaced Every single web page there is...........
    I sit back knowing that i am now the 3li73 of the 3li73........

    Then i wake up and realise that it was all a dream...............

    Cheers.

    And i think that my Pm is broken i never recieve no PM's. I don't wanna be left out i want a special invitation......

    Can someone PLEASE send me a invitation.....

    I wanna be a hax0r in a 3li73 hax0ring kr3w...........?..........??>.........???

    LMFAO anyhow serious now please someone send me a PM dont care what it says or is i just want to recieve my 1st Pm please.............

    Cheers
    I just dont get lots of PM's lol. good or bad.

  6. #26
    horse looks like your in the minority here ya should be flattered
    \"An eye for an eye and the world would be blind\"
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    Hmmmm, I thought there were more of you getting this kind of crap. I know that Tiger and two others that I speak to on a regular basis had this happen to them. Well, at very least, everyone is now aware of one of the things that happens behind the scenes here.

    Our scars have the power to remind us that our past was real. -- Hannibal Lecter.
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    I get quite a few private messages from, what I suspect to be the same groups of people. However they never ask me to join anything, mostly biology questions...

    How can I use a keyboard despite my apparently having various objects in various orafices.
    How can I see Windows, much less like it with my head being confined in a particular orafice.
    Assorted questions and coments about my level of brain functioning.

    You get the idea... at least I know they have my well being in mind, since this issues seem to genuinely concern them.

    catch

  10. #30
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    Oh and everyone that sent me those Pm's thankyou, and i have an announcement to make.

    .......Cue's the Drum Roll.........John Howard jumps to the stage and gives a Crappy drum Roll......

    I step up to the Microphone clear my throat and spray a fine film of booga's onto the mic.

    I then start to get nervous looking at the crowd.(Ao Members.)

    I close my eyes and picture everyone naked.
    I smile and then without anymore hesitation.
    I announce that

    I GOT A PM..............


    Yes Lady's And Gentlemen........I have finally recieved some KOOOOOOOOOOOOL Pm's

    And i quickly say thankyou to those people that sent me them.
    You know whom you are.

    And so in closing i pull out my Bazooka and blow George Bush and Johnny Howard away, i take control of the white House and i convert it into a Pub.
    But this pub will have exclusive access to my friends here at AO
    Witch is every MEMBER here, as your all a great bunch of people!

    The end

    Cheers

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