Its always good to be open with everyone in every which way. Let people fondle you, it doesnt hurt that much. You can always find the source of your openess at the bottom of every liver, like a bird is to a crowbar. To quote the great Tu Pac, STFU mon. Jeudaisim is by far the best option, as chicken is considered to be wrong. But the muslims may also be correct for not eating the pig. But why? Why would they do such a thing? You can only find that answer through vigorous self fondling.