How to speak to illiterate computer users.

[Priest]

1. When fixing some one computer by simply deleting that massive video file they downloaded from Kazaa simply say: Hey its okay its just a I.D.10.T problem.

2. When fixing some one's computer by simply turning on the monitor or plugging in the computer say: Must have been a chair to keyboard error.

Post more if ya have em.

[nihil]

Priest,

Shame on you sir! you are far too "luser friendly"


This is what you do:

"Oh dear, not one of those I hope............................hmmmmmmm............looks expensive to me.............afraid that's an RTB job, I will need it in the workshop..."

Fix problem, got to bar, drink beer, charge luser..............

Works every time


Cheers

[Nightfalls_Girl]

OHH. I will remember never to go to you if i need help... youd rip me of...
ALL those poor OLD ladys out there, thinking that a lovly man would help them, them he turns around to rip them off... shame on you.. :P

Nightfalls_Girl

[Priest]

No I wouldn't rip you off I would give you a steady rate but make fun of you while fixing a trivial problem on your computer...but make fun of you with style!

[Nightfalls_Girl]

YAH YAH YAH. Shoure you would...

I wouldnt come to you any way.
Why wast my money, when my beter half is a techie...


Nightfalls_Girl

[Drakain Zeil]

Do what photographers do, keep it sitting around for a week when it can be done in 30 mins.