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  1. November 20th, 2003, 04:01 PM #1
    IrIsHASSasIN
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    Bill Gates Smart?...I dont Think SO!

    In a small aeroplane there were four people: the pilot, the
    Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker.

    They were flying over mountains when suddenly the pilot burst
    through the doors to the passenger compartment and announced
    that there was a fuel leakage and the plane would crash in 5
    minutes.

    "There are only three parachutes I'm afraid," he said, as he
    hurredly grabbed one for himself and jumped out. That left the
    three passengers and two parachutes.

    Bill Gates said, "I'm very important, and I'm the world's
    smartest man and I deserve to live." And with that he grabbed a
    pack and leaped out.

    "Young man," said the Pope to the hitchhiker, "I am old, I have
    lived my life and it was a very good one. You're still young,
    please take the last parachute and save yourself. My life is in
    the hands of God."

    "It's okay," said the hitchhiker. "Don't worry, we have a
    parachute each."

    "How can that be?" asked the Pope.

    "Well, the world's smartest man just jumped out with my
    backpack!"


    hee hee...funny?!
  2. November 21st, 2003, 01:59 PM #2
    neohunk
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    this is old 1
    with a politition in place of bill n a school student's bag
    anyway well done
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]
  3. November 21st, 2003, 03:05 PM #3
    IrIsHASSasIN
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    sorry man, dont hold it against me plz...ive never seen it
  4. November 23rd, 2003, 09:40 AM #4
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    you've never seen it yet you managed to cut 'n paste it from another site, just like the rest of your jokes...???


    creative
  6. November 23rd, 2003, 03:13 PM #5
    el-half
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    Yeah, and I thought you said you were going to post useful things, IrIsHASSasIN?
    I think every single person on this site agrees with my opinion that you're some annoying "thing" that should be removed. Tech humor is something you occasionally post in, if this is the only place you're going to post you have no right of eventually becoming a senior member.
    The above sentences are produced by the propaganda and indoctrination of people manipulating my mind since 1987, hence, I cannot be held responsible for this post\'s content - me

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  7. November 23rd, 2003, 10:33 PM #6
    AllYourBase
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    (this is irishassasin) i lied
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