Simply put: if your name isn't Mary, and you didn't have unprotected sex with a guy called James the other night, what on earth are you doing even thinking of opening the attachment? You really shouldn't be surprised if you and your computer end up being unpleasantly compromised."
Amen......

But humans are an inquisitive lot...... Even when they think it might offend or gross them out.... They still gotta take a quick peek......

Social engineering at it's finest.......