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  1. December 8th, 2003, 07:57 PM #11
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    Excellent. Really gave me a smile on such a dull day.

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  2. December 9th, 2003, 07:16 AM #12
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    Useless trivia about lamps...

    Lamps do not dispense light. They suck in the dark. When you replace a light bulb it is usually darkened as it has sucked in too much dark. On early electrical schematics the nomenclature for a lamp was "DS" which stood for "Dark Sucker".

    I don't know where that post would fit in on your list.
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  3. December 9th, 2003, 01:48 PM #13
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    + 1 individual to make annoyingly pointless remarks about the light bulk.

    This thread sux

    + 1 To pointlessly abuse all post whores becuase they post.

    What , all you basement luzers just post all day don't you have a real job

    + 1 To pointlessly add a completely differant subject in trying to lose the original post point

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  4. December 9th, 2003, 01:52 PM #14
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    Oh and the innevitable Linux poster, someone who for no apparant reason has to post something about linux in every thread that has ever existed.. I don't know why. I've read gardening threads where someone has mentioned that something works better on linux becuase of some relative differantal curve between The horsehead nebula and Uranus. So I'm guessing thats a plus 1 as well....
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  6. December 9th, 2003, 07:23 PM #15
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    Originally posted here by ghostofanonion
    Oh and the innevitable Linux poster, someone who for no apparant reason has to post something about linux in every thread that has ever existed.. I don't know why. I've read gardening threads where someone has mentioned that something works better on linux becuase of some relative differantal curve between The horsehead nebula and Uranus. So I'm guessing thats a plus 1 as well....
    A linux powered lightbulb works better than a Windows powered one.

    Great post! I enjoyed it on this boring day.
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  7. December 14th, 2003, 02:26 PM #16
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    BWAHAHAHA, excellent ....

    Sad that its true though ....

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  8. December 14th, 2003, 02:28 PM #17
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    Re: How many AO members does it take to change a light bulb ?

    Originally posted here by jenjen
    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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  9. December 16th, 2003, 08:06 PM #18
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    Re: Re: How many AO members does it take to change a light bulb ?

    Originally posted here by Noia
    Me too

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  11. December 16th, 2003, 09:10 PM #19
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    memory!///STOP ONE LINeING NEWB!

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  12. December 18th, 2003, 07:01 AM #20
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    Hey jenjen that was great! Now, do I need to go into WHY I thought this was great, or explain the meaning of great, perhaps throwing up a link proving the MEANING of "great" as to avoid these one line posts some people seem to be stalking others about ?? lmao...Just kidding






    PS. I'll bump it incase anyone else forgets to
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