too funny, at least give the reasons, like my mom is dying and her doctors phone number is in her account and the hospital lost it!!!!

or , all my checking account ifo is in my account and could you plz help me retrieve it


or , etc, etc, etc,



i got to come back here more often that made me laugh so hard during what was otherwise a bleak day, especially where it was posted

i want the password of [email protected]
the lack of imagination and straightforwardness was a little disappointing, though