Hi scotty and welcome to AO,

Well, from what you say, I would predict that you have a fine collection of adware, spyware and even the odd trojan and virus. They are so busy using your machine that they are not leaving much for you.

We will need a bit of information:

Do you have an anti virus software package? do you have a firewall? (if so, what? and is it up to date.....that is, have you updated it?)

What operating system are you running?

Cheers