Hello Mr Duck,

You are European...............that is why you play soccer in the European Cup? and Turkey is joining the European Community?

Cuba is a "non-country" insofar as it has no aboriginals............by that I mean the inhabitants are all migrants, mostly from Spain in Cuba's case. Spain is European.............and I imagine that the American part of your family originated in Europe also?

I guess you must be European then?

Now that I have established contact with my "deep undercover mole" this is what I want you to do.........change the rules of the Americas Cup so we get to win once every 100 years or so?