I agree with most of this (I think it's mostly true) but..

* First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
He didn't "run and hide", he was in a kindergarden classroom reading a book when it happened and I'm sure another president has "ran and hidden". So that's definitely not true.

And..

* First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
Do I really gotta answer this one?