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June 3rd, 2004, 02:22 AM
#8721
Hello what a wonderful day it is, the wind is blowing, the clouds are shining, the rain is pouring down.
Oh what a wonderful day tis is..
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June 3rd, 2004, 03:48 AM
#8722
How to leave the planet
I felt like getting some extra posts and pushing buttons on my keyboard a few hundred more times, so here is something funny.
How to leave the planet
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House (202) 456-1414 to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex. -- Jack Handey
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June 3rd, 2004, 04:03 AM
#8723
duwdbiask sdbfjksdb vlsdbavhsdbfl bfhsabl bvghipagbl
im sorry my penis jumped on the keyboard.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:13 AM
#8724
I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
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June 3rd, 2004, 05:44 AM
#8725
im sorry my penis jumped on the keyboard.
Damn i thought you were a chick, so for this to happen then your Detachable Penis would of had to jump onto the Keyboard
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June 3rd, 2004, 06:20 AM
#8726
Stop it MemorY, when we got married you said it wouldn't come back...
Real security doesn't come with an installer.
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June 3rd, 2004, 06:26 AM
#8727
i meant to say Dildo not penis... well i call it penis, it vibrates too
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June 3rd, 2004, 06:37 AM
#8728
She's lying:
look at the pattern of the entered keystrokes. A twitchy little pinky on the
left hand, and a preference for the GHJKL row with the right. Far to dispersed
for a vibrator. On the other hand, it could have been her pussy..errr..cat that walked
all over the keyboard.
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June 3rd, 2004, 06:45 AM
#8729
and a preference for the GHJKL row with the right
ahahhaha
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June 3rd, 2004, 07:58 AM
#8730
Have you thought of the possibility of my wife using a DVORAK keyboard?
Real security doesn't come with an installer.
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