Dead Addict,

Where on earth did you find these?

I can hear it now, the social whizzer saying, "Well I have to go to the bathroom", and John replies, "Hold on and I'll go with you".

Or the tough whizzer, saying, hey whimp, watch this, as he slaps the the side of the urinal. A day or so later he goes to the doctor for an unexpected new sore on his member. And you'll never guess who the doctor is.....

Or the sneaker whizzer who takes his farts into the elevator....

Or number 20 and it wasn't his..lol

Guess I better stop before someone gets pissed off......