Giving the beast life

[We Todd Did]

Can some one tell me how to turn on my computer? I have had it for awhile now and I can't seem to get it to turn on. I am on my friend's computer, whom after two months finally figured out how to turn on his. He showed me this site and I figured that some one can help me. Thanks

[Spyder32]

Uhh? Find the power button and press it? No offense, but your kinda giving new meaning to the term "newbie". But you can't locate your power button? What kind of computer do you have?

[mjk]

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[We Todd Did]

Well my computer states, in big gray lettering, Y-A-M-A-H-A. The tubes on this are thicker that my hose outside. I am thinking a serious upgrade. Any suggestions? Need some feedback.

[Spyder32]

Okay, now I'm starting to think this is one big joke.

[.:front2back:.]

damn some one should of told me that it's hunting season.
Didn't even give me time to gather some ammunition

[We Todd Did]

No, I think you are fooling yourself. I am needing input on what to do and you accuse me of "joking". I know what it is. You are just jealous that my 6 1/2" floppy drive is bigger than yours.

[TheSpecialist]

Run away and never touch a computer agian. ****ing stupid ass bitch.

[mjk]

Hear! Hear!

[Spyder32]

Hrmm..

I know what it is. You are just jealous that my 6 1/2" floppy drive is bigger than yours.

Thankfully my dear friend front2back announced it's hunting season. And yes, you must be joking if your coming to a bunch of security minded computer professional's (some of us) and asking how to turn a computer on. And the above quote has to be the oldest (and most immature) retort I've ever heard. Thanks for being a total idiot and for letting balancing become easier