quotes

[yourdeadin]

Terman's Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump
seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

O'brien's Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

Young's Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.

Kin Hubbard's Law:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Norman Einstein's Law:
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[IcSilk]

HAHA - its so funny because Cannons Karmic Law has proven its ultimate wisdom on me - not with my boss though, nor the next day - it was with a bird that I had been asking out for months and I was late on the first date......used the flat tire line, was forgiven and then the night of the second date I was victim to teenage tireslashing vandals.........anyways not seeing her anymore........