BLAAARRRGG! TERR CRUSH PUNY INCONSISTENCY! GRAAARRR!

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And with this royal crown of majesty and scepter of mandated influence, I shall rule over that empire on which the sun never sets, Freedonia, otherwise known as the AO Addicts forum. However, I cheerfully delegate every aspect of the financial, scientific, economic, and military spheres to the appointed government, because I myself am spherical enough with all these quisling foreign croissants. Hmm.

"Hail! Hail! Freedonia! Land of the Poooostcouuunt creewwwwwww."