OBL will be taken alive. a top legal firm will get him acquitted of the terror charges but the securities and exchange commission will nail his ass for insider trading and lock him up with martha stuart. he'll be rehabilitated and upon his release come out with a new line of interior paints and linens under the OBL label. al quida will be so ashamed they will hide their heads in the sand never to be heard from again. the saudi royal family will commission osama to redecorate the palace. the fame of obl will spread threw out the middle east and he'll open a chain of fashion boutiques named "Bargain Bin's Better Tents and Turbans". capitalism will now be firmly implanted in the arab world and after making a deal with israel to buy his fabrics exclusively from them peace shall spread threw out the world.

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