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  1. September 18th, 2004, 08:51 AM #1
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    Talking UniX misinterpretation

    List of some "funny" responses from Unix when you mis-enter "appropriate"

    $ cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans


    $ nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.


    $ rm God
    rm: God nonexistent


    $ ar t God
    ar: God does not exist


    $ ar r God
    ar: creating God


    $ make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.


    $ sleep with me
    bad character


    $ got a light?
    No match.


    $ man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.


    $ !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.


    $ drink bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found

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  2. September 18th, 2004, 02:18 PM #2
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    funny
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  3. September 18th, 2004, 02:37 PM #3
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    Last time I read these I fell off my Dinosaur and broke my wood underwear.
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  4. September 19th, 2004, 04:54 AM #4
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    and broke my wood underwear
    and he's still removing the splinters from that experience..
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  6. September 19th, 2004, 05:45 AM #5
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    LOL...Never seen those before....


    gore you had a dinsosaur? Damn. LOL
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  7. September 21st, 2004, 05:16 AM #6
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    welll i guess read this joke way back in the 90's rite
    sorry .
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