Why do I get the _horrible_ feeling that I shouldn't visit your site in the first place.....

There are more than enough tutorials here on AO alone to help you make something sensible for yourself..... If you don't have the ability to research it for yourself then the result will be less than adequate for your target audience......

I think you need to research this for yourself....

That's my 2c...... But it's probably worth more than that.....