You are infected with Spyware, you are loading way too many programs on startup, your LSP sequence is messed up

Download Microsoft AntiSpyware Beta1 at www.microsoft.com (the download link is on the front page)
Install it, (I choose Yes on any questions)
Launch the program
Click on File, then update.
DON"T SCAN YET!
Reboot to Safe mode
Start up the Antispyware program
Go to Scan Options
Click on full system scan
Click Scan now and sit back and watch the fun.
Allow it to remove anything it finds.

You need a program to remove all those startup programs and a program to repair your LSP sequence.
That's all I can give you for now. I'm beat and have to get up at 5am.

Can someone else finish this one?