Hmm, I guess I'd start with buying SUSE, then installing it on every machine, that should knock a few million off the cost, then saving time by being able to update everything and even do installs over a VPN or SSH on the servers, that means I get that job done as I do other jobs, again, that just dropped the prive of keeping me around. Then I uninstall everything Linux has except for the things Windows comes with which isn't much, and wow look at that this Microsoft funded pile of **** called news is no longer relevent.

Wooo RedHat Enterprise has more security patches, hmm, how about NOT installing the gigs upon gigs of software it comes with and only installing the things Windows comes with. Looks like there is a flaw now. I can count on ONE hand the number of patches SUSE has had for packages that Windows comes with too.

Just once I'd love to see one fo these ****ers load up a Windows box with the same types of software Linux comes with and tell me the **** has more patches. Just once. I've done it three times and I'm still counting more Windows patches. The only reason these drooling baboons can say RedHat had more patches is because they installed EVERYTHING. Thats a few gigs of software. What does Windows come with again? Note pad, Word Pad and windows MEdia Player and Worm spreader express? what does Linux come with again? Oh yea a full development environment, servers of all types, games which have more than solitair and those other card games Windows comes with and about 8 browsers. ... 20 editors?

**** it I'm done counting, I have a funeral to go to. You start counting.