Three nuns die and go to heaven and when they get there St Peter tells them they have to each answer a question correctly to get in.
StP "Who was the first man on earth?"
Nun #1 "That's easy, it was Adam"
The bells ring, the gates open and in she goes to heaven.
StP "Who was the first woman on earth?"
Nun #2 "That's easy, Eve"
The bells ring, the gates open and in she goes to heaven.
StP "What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?"
Nun #3 "Gee, that's a hard one.'
The bells ring, the gates open and in she goes to heaven.




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