Originally posted here by thehorse13
I must be a criminal mastermind.
--TH13
You are now that you're friends with me. I'm corrupting you bitch.

As for this, I can add to it similar to how Striek did:

If I beat a Luser half to death with a sock full of thin wire terminators, it's going to be assualt on an idiot with a half deadly weapon.

Where as if I **** smacked one, it's assualt with a friendly weapon.

Another law bounce:

If you rape a hooker is it sexual assault or theft?