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  1. July 14th, 2005, 03:53 AM #11
    phishphreek
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    Whoa! It was my B-Day... now where the hell did this marriage **** come from?!
    My parents and grandparents have been all over me the past couple of weeks about getting married and having kids...

    Thanks for all the B-Day wishes. Unfortunately... I had to work and then I had class right after... so I didn't get to do much but work and more work. But... I'll def. celebrate in 3 weeks when I'm done with these classes and have 20 whole days in a row off both school and work!

    wooh hoo!
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  2. July 14th, 2005, 06:52 AM #12
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    This was posted here on antionline but keep it in mind when you even think to get married

    In marital life there are three stages of sex:

    The first stage is House Sex: It's when you're newly married and you have sex all over the house.

    The second stage is Bedroom Sex: It's after you're married for a while and you only have sex in the bedroom.

    The final stage is Hall Sex: Cause after you've been married for many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say "Screw you".
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  3. July 14th, 2005, 03:44 PM #13
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    Phish I feel your pain. I am ummm older, and not married. My mom is Catholic and I have a liberal girl friend. Life is fun, every family event centers on my lack of children and a "good" woman among a sea of neices and nephews. I love it. But kids will be nice someday. My GF would make a good mom so I may marry her someday if she starts being nice to me. And lets me raise them like staunch little republicans.
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  4. July 14th, 2005, 04:33 PM #14
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    Congrats, Phish.

    Being single in the "commonwealth" of virginia is horrible. I've contemplated having kids just for the tax relief (just kidding).

    I'm a speed demon so my insurance is ridiculous. @ 22 cant wait til I turn 25.
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  6. July 14th, 2005, 07:56 PM #15
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    Congratulations Phish~

    Interesting that the same "rule" of 25 applies over here

    The insurance companies have Actuaries to work all this out for them, and we know that an "Actuary" is a Certified Public Accountant who found corporate taxation too exciting

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