Step 1. TyPe LyK3 tHi5!


Step 2. Use words like "uber" and "1337" (secret tip: the more exclamation points you put after something you say, the more people will take you seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one *notice the 1s, that means im so awesome its unbelieveable, and spelling the last one is about as cool as you can be)(SUPER SECRET TIP: ALL CAPS MEANS YOU ARE UBER 1337)

Step 3. Bash Microsoft at all costs, if somone points out something good about MS, come back with "MS is for n00bs *notices the zeros, thats really important* Linux is for real techs" or something along those lines. Dont worry about backing up your claim, the rest of the 1337 h4x0rs know its true and will jump to your defense if anyone questions you)

Step 4. talk about every single hack you attempt, but imbelish it by like 100000. instead of I used a really lame exploit on an unpatched win xp box say "I h4x0r3d teh *note how I switched the e and h, thats leet as hell* WhItE HoUsE" if anyone trys to question you dont even hesitate to say "STFU OR ILL PWN j00 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ONEone" *once again, note the 1s and the spelling.*


after you gets these steps down, let me know and ill teach you advanced hacking.



EDIT**** wow, I cant believe I forgot the most important part. if anyone ever asks why you dont use something or is trying to dis you for mis spelling this ALWAYS and I MEAN ALWAYS come back with something similar to "Speeling is for n00bs" or "NMAP is for n00bs, I use superscan4"