The invasion of Australia by Americans is not plausible..............

1. Americans cannot play physical contact games?
2. Americans cannot sail..........as soon as they get sorted out like on the internet the "Americas Cup" will be Australian?..............make sure you sanitize it blokes!
3. Americans are unaware of "Strine"?

Ack phtt!

I have very carefully avoided any mention of the game called "cricket"

If you are gay.............neg away